SO! it last night was our first night back at clark's in about 2 weeks...and man it was good to get back there...i love that place...so a new hostest was hired shes pretty chill and kerry was there tonight and she was our server shes hilarious....so what did the night consist of? well lets make a list..

2. some ignorant guy

3. his drunk puking friend

4. idiots leaving money on the front counter

5. kat's $15 tip

6. some lady hitting lauren

7. the cops

8. more cops

9. the paddy wagon

10. lady being escorted down the street by three cops

11. banned people
12. kats $23 tip

13. all there servers and the hostest coming to our table to sit and smoke at one point in time

14. laurens crush

15. leann cara and i being there for 3 hrs

rules to keep in mind

1. clarks has the right to refuse service to anyone

2. dont mess with kerry

^{so lets start at the top we get there and kat seats us...by the back door...kerry comes over and sits down with us and shes like check this out...i look at the recipt from the table behind us and they left her a .34 tip...i was like no shit....so she goes to show one of the guys the bill and he just looked at here with this confused look...and shes like ok...so then kerry's sitting there with us and we're all sharing our lil work horror stories and this guy comes over and starts banging on the back door...and we're all sitting there lookin at him and hes talkin  through the glass to his buddy outside....and kerry's like dude stop banging on the door..and hes not listening...keeps banging and shes like hey knock it off if you wanna talk to him go outside...so he looks at her and opens the door and while still standing in the door way he keeps talkin to his friend shes like buddy either ur inside or outside...and so he comes inside sits down for a bit and gets up and comes back over to the door....and opens it again and kerrys like dude use the front door...we need to keep this one shut....so hes not listening so kerry gets up and shes like hey we got to keep this door shut go to the front....and he comes in then walks out the back door...what a moron so she sits down again and holds the back door shut....and the guy comes up and starts to try and pull the door open and she holds it shut...and shes like go around buddy...and hes like yea thats really fucking cool man really fucking cool....so he walks away and kerry's like thats it they're not eating here and as shes saying that his drunk friend pulls open the door yells jibberish at her and walks away....lol so she goes to the front of the store and the first dude starts screaming at her....and shes like look i told you not to use that door and you didnt listen....and so hes tellin her that he wants free food...and one of the other waitresses calls the cops...ha well they took off when the cops came...then everything was fine for awhile kerry and kat kept stopin by to talk with us as well as lauren and the other two waitresses....so then kerrys other table was getting up to go and she hadnt given them they're check yet...so she runs over hands them they're check and they walk out...and she goes over to the table and theres no money...so shes like great...walks outta the resturant and stops them and they left it on the front counter...what morons....then stupid little things happen and then kat got a nice $15 tip....then some black lady starts yellin at lauren somethin about supressing blacks...and im not quite sure what happened here...but all the sudden shes standing then another black girl gets up and is trying to calm this lady down....and so its lauren this other customer and the yellin lady and the lady reaches over and hits lauren.....and shes yellin at the other girl to get her hands off her...so then the cops are called again....and they arrested the lady...as they're standing outside the resturant the woman is still fighting with the cops after they already got her handcuffed...im like are you kidding me....there were about 4 cops and then the paddy wagon came...so now theres like 6...and the lady's still fighting...i was tempted to lean on the door and be like hey lady 5 bucks if u run...just to see the ignorant bitch get tackled to the ground...so finally the cops walked her down the block to where the paddy wagon had parked....then these other people come in and they've been banned from clarks because they have been known to walk out without paying....that was a fiasco....and finally they paid before given their food...given it to go and forced to leave...and they were the ones that then left kat a $23 tip...but they didnt know they did it really they left her a 4 dollar tip but they wrote in 23 in the gratuity spot...haha way to be drunk assholes...so she took the 23 dollars....oh and at some point in time we figured out that kerry was really left a 6 dollar tip by those other guys they just didnt write it in...then lauren walked by our table and i said hi to her...and leann was like dude someone has a crush on u...i was like uhhh....shes like she had that look on her face man....it was kinda flattering but ummm i dont know how to take that....in the end we were there for about 3 hrs lol but it was an entertaining night....i got back here around 5am and slept til about 12....now im up again gotta write a paper start my speech....and then tonight its our big christmas party over at erins....and I CAN DRINK AGAIN!!! oh yea....*does a jig*....tonights gonna be a great night....ill prolly take some pics seein as how i havent posted ne in awhile...well heres the yesterdays song...ill post a song today later on when i come back from erins....}

oh and yesterday i spent the whole day procrastinating as usual...so for my philosophy final i have to write an 8 page paper on stacy orricos song more to life....i have to pretend to be her philosophical advisor...and give her advice based on the 5 philosophers that we've read this semester including: plato, aristotle, kant, kierkeggard, and marx....then i have to give my own advice and then comment on 3 of the philosophers views...so im listening to the radio...which is normal....but what isnt is when ever i got up to go do something besides write my paper...that song came on the radio....i was like good lord!! the philosophy gods are trying to punish me!!! ha neway heres yesterdays song...

Story of The Year-Until The Day I Die
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you
As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you died right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too
You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was (I was)
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does
We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Should I bite my tongue?
Until blood soaks my shirt
We'll never fall apart
Tell me why this hurts so much
My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
But still we'll say, "remember when"
Just like we always do
Just like we always do
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Yeah I'd spill my heart
Yeah I'd spill my heart for you
My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Mistakes like friends do
My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Made the same mistakes
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
Until the day I die


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